Sex Pollen
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The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.
RULES:
♩ Post with your character, fandom, etc.
♫ Comment on other posts, your characters are now in a band together!
♪ Hit up RNG for a one of the scenarios below, or make up your own!
Somehow, in some way, you woke up in front of the creepiest dang mansion you've ever set eyes on. The gates creak, the steps creak, there's bats, there's possibly a skeleton or two... but either way, you ended up inside the gates, they slammed shut behind you, and complete Scooby-Doo style, you have no choice but to go in for some reason. Maybe your car broke down. Maybe you just woke up here and don't know where you are. Maybe a horrible storm's rolling in with all the ominous thunder and lightning it'd like to add to itself. Either way, you've found yourself opening the door to a huge, sprawling, creepy mansion. The good news is, you're probably not alone. If you had powers before, they won't get you out of here, and this place seems to be almost thriving with spooks and spirits and unrest... the only thing to do is explore its various rooms and make yourself at home... forever! Muhahahahaha! R U L E S ✏ Post with your character's name/canon ✏ Write up a small starter! It doesn't have to be big, although it can be! ✏ Tag other people, invent spoopy rooms and situations. Staircases that turn into slides. Secret bookshelves. Ghosty ghouls to chase you! ✏ Be excellent to each other and have fun! This is a meme to think creatively on and throw your character into a Scooby-Doo/I Spy Spooky Mansion sorta situation, so nothing is too silly or too serious. Of course, due to the nature of the meme, you're free to write in monsters, ghosties, and ghouls to chase your character(s) around, too. Just have fun with it! :) |
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From the moment you first set eyes on them, you've been drawn - but this is no meet-cute. Thy are beautiful, interesting...and so, so sad or angry, like a bird with clipped wings in a cage. They're a prisoner: mentally, physically, or both. Again, caged. You? You could be anyone, from an innocent bystander who happened to catch a glance in a faraway window, just a cog in the machine that keeps them trapped, to a fellow entombed creature. Even if you've never felt a thing like "compassion" before (or thought yourself incapable), you are sympathetic towards them now and your feelings only begin to grow, a fixation forming. At a certain point, you realize that you have but one option. You have to free them by any means necessary. You want to see them safe and content, more than anything in this world. ...even if they're free and don't want to be with you, that's enough. Right? HOW TO PLAY
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o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
![]() ...well, are they? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. You've gotta be straight with us. HOW DO I PLAY? + You can do the top level thing. + Is your character somebody's type? You'll know soon enough. Somebody could very well fess up, no matter how every part of them rages against the urge! + "But what if my character's a bridge troll." Shhh. No thoughts, only the realization that people are into weird stuff and, hey, there's someone for everybody! |
![]() In most vampire media, the relationship between maker and fledglings is many things: parental, sibling, an apprenticeship, even antagonistic. Just as often, there's a romantic undertone, as well. For what could connect anyone more than the sharing of blood, of the dark gift?
† UNDEFINED → The nature of your bond is complex and unclear to outsiders. Perhaps even to both of you, as well. † DYSFUNCTIONAL → There's a lot of bad blood between you, yet you can't hate each other fully. † FORBIDDEN → Any sort of relationship beyond the vampiric-familial would be frowned upon by both human society and the underworld. † LOVERS → Why not? No one else will understand you like they do, and you probably won't have to worry about outliving them. |
There’s plenty of sex that involves orifices, but this isn’t a meme for that kind of sex. This is the meme for handjobs, footjobs, hotdogging, and anything else your heart desires. HOW TO PLAY: -Comment with your characters with preferences and a little information. -Reply to other characters -Use the RNG to roll or pick a prompt. |
war. war never changes, but it changes us. o1. leave a top-level comment in the typical fashion. o2. your character is now either a captive/spoil of war/war bride or in "possession" of one. o3. how does the arrangement work? are you scheming to take down your enemies from the inside? |
Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!
you shoulda seen the other guy... 🩸 comment with your character. they're on the brink of death and have been unceremoniously dumped somewhere. yeah, that's all their blood... 🩹 anyone who comments is the lucky good samaritan who discovers them. 🩸 at least you'd better pray they're filled with the milk of human kindness. they could heal you, but there's always the alternative. 🩹 what if they're an angel of death who'll finish the job? |